Day 88
5.00: When you click the link at the end of this blog, you’d better get your mind-deboggling goggles on.
Set eyeballs to ogle? Right.
Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London. It’s a newfangled tangle of streets and quadrangles. Spangled with squiggles, and strangled with scribbles, and snuggled with crannies smuggling secrets. Spreadeagled for miles and clogged up with details.
Like this:
Where I last got my head caught in the closing doors of a tube train. Ow!
Or:
You must do things properly here or you will get complaints.
Commingling gaggles and huddles of history, caboodles of memories and clots of celebrities.
What am I gabbling about?
This.
6.55: Finish line hoving into view: only a thousand or so more words, I think, and I’ll be punching in the final full stop. Hopefully tomorrow morning. But then there’s going to be a whole bunch of taxidermy to make this flabby animal stand up. There may not be enough sand in the world.