I like the Pope: the Pope digs holes

Obviously, the Chilean miners were secretly rescued by Masons. A very-nice-sounding (and I’m not being sarcastic: he does sound very nice) website guy, has enumerated the magic numerical significance of the whole business, and turns out it was Masons all along. I knew it.

Here’s the gist.

There were 33 miners, and 33 is also the number of years that Solomon’s temple – home, as you all know, to the Ark of the Covenant – stood for before wasps ate the walls, or nuns short-circuited the janitor. 33 year strikes me a phenomenally rubbish shelf-life for a temple. It was only two years older than I am now. And I’m not keeping the rain off an important Ark.

But let’s not get nit picky: there’s still more freaky-deakery going down. Someone called Manly P. Hall explains, Also King David ruled for thirty-three years in Jerusalem; the Masonic Order is divided into thirty-three symbolic degrees; there are thirty-three segments in the human spinal column; and Jesus was crucified in the thirty-third year of His life.

Well said, Manly. Oh but he hasn’t finished yet:

Alchemy is a threefold art, its mystery well symbolized by a triangle. Its symbol is 3 times 3 – three elements or processes in three worlds or spheres. The 3 times 3 is part of the mystery of the 33rd degree of Freemasonry, for 33 is 3 times 3, which is 9, the number of esoteric man and the number of emanations from the root of the Divine Tree.

I didn’t know what esoteric man is, much less why he has the number 9 (used to play centre forward for Brentford?). So I looked him up using the Google Mystics tool. And I still don’t know. All I can say is, it must be a secret. Which means the conspiracy’s more sinister and shadowy than first we thought. Everyone check your trousers, they might be remotely controlled by the Pope.

Anyway, without wishing to labour the point, there’s some other weird shit going down. The date of the rescue was 13/10/10, which adds up to 33, it took 33 days to drill the hole, and the miners’ first note to the outside world was 33 characters long. Also the diameter of the hole they dug was 66cm which is 2 times 33 making it doubly scary.

With these facts in mind, says the likeable crazy guy, I’m asking you this: was the Chilean Miner’s rescue a Masonic mega-ritual?

Then he went back to counting the cornflakes that had floated out of the packet to form the image of Gazza in his cereal bowl. And changing the dressings on his stigmata.

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~ by David Thorley on October 21, 2010.

4 Responses to “I like the Pope: the Pope digs holes”

  1. I spot a missed opportunity – it the diameter of the hole they dug was 66cm, that means that THE RADIUS WAS 33CM!!!

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